Bergman Inside Scoop

Tired Gavin Floyd?

bergmanusa — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 18:39:59 +0000

Was just looking over Gavin Floyd’s game log for the past few years.

The guy doesn’t have a history of pitching as many innings as he has this year.

Last year in July he had a very bad month.

Tigers could be facing a weary, tired starter tonight.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7297/gamelog;_ylt=AjAELFDOgMmziDlwnAfYP7uFCLcF?year=2008

Tiger Stadium Nostalgia

bergmanusa — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:38:50 +0000

Nice article on a fan and his love of old Tiger Stadium.

http://www.detnews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080721/OPINION03/
807210309/1383/OPINION0308

Tigers Going For Donnie Murphy

bergmanusa — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:13:36 +0000

The Detroit Tigers are in high level talks with The Oakland A’s. My sources say they’re interested in Donnie Murphy, an unknown shortstop. Relief pitcher Brad Ziegler could be included in a trade that would send Brandon Inge and Seay to Oakland.
Still developing

Former Detroit Tiger Cecil Fielder Managing

bergmanusa — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 17:53:13 +0000

Our former first baseman Cecil Fielder is now managing. Looks like some semi-pro team. At least big daddy is keeping busy.

http://www.nj.com/sports/sunbeam/index.ssf?/base/
sports-4/121664101474241.xml&coll=9

mikeyv1515 funnier than RPMadMSU,

bergmanusa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:11:12 +0000

Proven fact.

Red tie

bergmanusa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:06:33 +0000

My sources deep within the organization inform me DD is wearing a red tie tonight.

Leyland will wear a Tigers uniform.

Still developing, stay tuned.

Dombrowski Sitting In Corporate Suite Tonight

bergmanusa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:48:44 +0000

Just in, Dombrowski will be sitting in a corporate suite tonight during the game. Most likely wearing suit and tie.

Stay tuned for further updates on his tie color and his drink of choice.

Rogers To Tampa Bay

bergmanusa — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 21:45:39 +0000

My sources in DD’s office tell me Rogers is on the way to Tampa Bay for cash and a player to be named later.

What Really Happened At The Closed Door Meeting…

bergmanusa — Wed, 21 May 2008 00:00:35 +0000

Jason Beck just wrote a article about a closed door meeting Leyland had.
http://detroit.tigers.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080520&content
_id=2736697&vkey=news_det&fext=.jsp&c_id=det

Jason Beck doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Here is the inside scoop.

After Leyland closed the clubhouse door, he called the team in to a huddle. He motioned for Lamont to lower the clubhouse lights. Slowly Leyland lowered the pants on his uniform so the strap on his pink thong showed. He showed everyone the cute, cuddly glow in the dark rally bunny he had imprinted on his pink, satin thong.

Not to be outdone, Miguel dropped his trousers and showed the club his platinum thong. A thong that in his words, “Costs more than 1000 ransoms back in his home country.” He then went on to light up the studded lights on the thong that says Miggy on the front and juicy on the back.

Zach Miner didn’t want to be outdone either. He lowered his shorts to reveal .99cent dollar store underwear with a homemade iron on logo of a gas can. He said he stole them from Grilli’s locker before the trade. Apparently this makes him feeler “close” to his “friend” Jason Grilli.

At the back of the huddle, Brandon Inge shouted, “this is gay!” Everyone looked back at Brandon and started laughing at the extreme irony of him calling someone gay.

Leyland closed the lil panty party and admonished every player to go out and buy a pink thong so they could iron a rally bunny on it. Sheffield said he can’t wear a satin thong because it would irritate his arthritic butt cheeks.

That’s all I got….

Cabrera Buys Platinum Thong

bergmanusa — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:02:53 +0000

Earlier this weekend a story broke about New York Yankees Jason Giambi wearing a gold thong.

http://www.thestar.com/Sports/Baseball/article/427049

Upon hearing this, Detroit’s new highest paid star, Miguel Cabrera decided to up the wager. Miguel called back home to his sister in Central America, she works at an upscale Victoria Secret. Miguel custom ordered a male, platinum thong.

My sources indicate that Miguel didn’t want to be out done by the aging Yankee 1st baseman and his gold thong.

The details of Miggy’s platinum thong have been kept secret until now. Here is the inside scoop. His thong is 100% platinum, with ruby studs that spells out Miggy on the front and juicy on the back. There’s even a socket for a nine-volt battery so it can light up in the dark.

In a developing story, Brandon Inge may hold out for a better contract so he can buy a bronze thong and alligator slippers.

More to come, this hot story is still developing.