What Really Happened At The Closed Door Meeting…

Jason Beck just wrote a article about a closed door meeting Leyland had.
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Jason Beck doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Here is the inside scoop.

After Leyland closed the clubhouse door, he called the team in to a huddle. He motioned for Lamont to lower the clubhouse lights. Slowly Leyland lowered the pants on his uniform so the strap on his pink thong showed. He showed everyone the cute, cuddly glow in the dark rally bunny he had imprinted on his pink, satin thong.

Not to be outdone, Miguel dropped his trousers and showed the club his platinum thong. A thong that in his words, “Costs more than 1000 ransoms back in his home country.” He then went on to light up the studded lights on the thong that says Miggy on the front and juicy on the back.

Zach Miner didn’t want to be outdone either. He lowered his shorts to reveal .99cent dollar store underwear with a homemade iron on logo of a gas can. He said he stole them from Grilli’s locker before the trade. Apparently this makes him feeler “close” to his “friend” Jason Grilli.

At the back of the huddle, Brandon Inge shouted, “this is gay!” Everyone looked back at Brandon and started laughing at the extreme irony of him calling someone gay.

Leyland closed the lil panty party and admonished every player to go out and buy a pink thong so they could iron a rally bunny on it. Sheffield said he can’t wear a satin thong because it would irritate his arthritic butt cheeks.

That’s all I got….