After Miner’s last outing, I received secret information about his call to Colorado to discuss things over with Jason Grilli.
My inside scoop says Miner wants out of Detroit. My inside source also says Grilli wanted out of Detroit all along too. Both of them feel this organization sinking faster than a boat with a hole in it.
Reports indicate Miner asked advice from Grilli about how to really suck and blow things up. Miner thought for sure he’d be kicked off the team after his last performance, but Grilli reminded him about Timo and Neifi. Miner quickly realized sucking isn’t enough to get you kicked off this team. You have to literally go the next step and set this team on fire!
Grilli instructed Miner to keep throwing those hanging gopher balls, and soon enough he’d be on another team, where Miner could resume being a good player.
Reports around Detroit indicate that any player on the team really sucking it up, is doing it on purpose, with hopes of getting traded to Colorado or to the south side of Chicago.
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