Earlier this weekend a story broke about New York Yankees Jason Giambi wearing a gold thong.
http://www.thestar.com/Sports/Baseball/article/427049
Upon hearing this, Detroit’s new highest paid star, Miguel Cabrera decided to up the wager. Miguel called back home to his sister in Central America, she works at an upscale Victoria Secret. Miguel custom ordered a male, platinum thong.
My sources indicate that Miguel didn’t want to be out done by the aging Yankee 1st baseman and his gold thong.
The details of Miggy’s platinum thong have been kept secret until now. Here is the inside scoop. His thong is 100% platinum, with ruby studs that spells out Miggy on the front and juicy on the back. There’s even a socket for a nine-volt battery so it can light up in the dark.
In a developing story, Brandon Inge may hold out for a better contract so he can buy a bronze thong and alligator slippers.
More to come, this hot story is still developing.
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DD // May 19, 2008 at 2:22 pm
We get a team discount so let me know your size Berg, they can custom fit the smaller ones so don’t let that prevent you for getting one.